OVERHEARD TRANSLITIC
Other than set detention on the court.
Sing as you hoe.
Ease off. Canna canna be.
We’ll go sour if we see even you.
Whatcha back at?
Seesaw bet a rug court.
Where glee dow.
Suit a can, mama.
What you suit too.
See how crush, ah you.
Say you, whatcha figure?
Yah, tea contour.
Visual capaction there.
Totally tomato, register fifty times.
Coffee shirt, they coffee shirt.
Coffee shit. You eat them.
Sim sim. Oh yeah, she hold sheer,
she hold sheer.
[Translitic. Woman overheard speaking a foreign language in Tucson Airport, 6/1/08.]
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[Woody Guthrie’s “Jesus Christ” + dialecticizer software]